Why was waxing a conversation topic? Because Steve Carell made shouting “Kelly Clarkson!” the universal signal for extreme physical pain.
Part of the 37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Yellow Livestrong” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Laughing is as laughing does.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
I’m watching you... read this joke!
Waddle on over and read this!