Why was Dad hitting the turkey with a sledgehammer? Because Elon Musk said it was “shatterproof,” and Dad wanted to see if the same logic applied to an overcooked breast.
Part of the 35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2019 “Baby Yoda & Area 51” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: Deepfake Relatives
Why did "Aunt Susan" look 20 years younger on the Zoom call? Beca...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Flavor-Sync" App
Why was everyone eating different things but tasting the same tur...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Post-Search" World
Why was there no arguing about facts? Because everyone has a "Con...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Thanksgiving was about eating like it was our last meal ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Underconsumption Core" Trend
Why were there so few dishes? Because the internet decided that "...read more »
2009 Joke: A Family Was Sitting
A family was sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner when the father...read more »
2016 Joke: What Did The Cranberry
What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey on Thanksgiving mo...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Everything is Subscription" Era
Why was the oven locked mid-cook? Because Dad forgot to renew the...read more »
2024 Vintage: Brat Summer
Why was the 2024 turkey served on a neon green platter? Because e...read more »
2024 Legacy: Wicked (The Movie Hype)
Why were the rolls green? Because everyone was "Defying Gravity" ...read more »
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2025 Legacy: AI Music
Why was the background music so specific? Because the house speak...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2004 “Napoleon Dynamite & TheFacebook” Edition
In 2004, Thanksgiving was about voting for Pedro, checking your f...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Bio-Metric" Seating
Why did the chair move itself? Because it detected that Aunt Susa...read more »
2009 Joke: A Little Boy Asked
A little boy asked his grandfather, “Why do we eat turkey on Than...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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