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1997 Vintage: The Teenie Beanie Baby Craze

 People are buying 20 Happy Meals just for a tiny stuffed moose. This is the peak of capitalism.

Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@N64_GoldenEye03/22/2015 00:07Better than a headshot in Complex!
@Yahoo_Directory11/16/2011 03:40Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@CRT_Degauss11/05/2008 14:31BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Blade_Runner_201902/12/2010 02:18All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Judge_Dredd_Law01/01/2007 11:15I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@BackToFuture_M02/24/1998 19:22Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
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@No_Way_Jose08/12/2000 14:26No way! That’s too much!

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