People are buying 20 Happy Meals just for a tiny stuffed moose. This is the peak of capitalism.
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Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
No way! That’s too much!