Why did the lawyer sue December 21st, 2012? For “failure to end the world as advertised,” causing a loss of “apocalypse-related billable opportunities.”
Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
As if! This is too funny.
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
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Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
I see what you did there. Clever!