Why did the lawyer sue the “End of the World” (May 2011 prophecy)? For “breach of contract regarding his summer vacation plans.”
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Very nice! Great success!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
The stars are aligned for this joke.
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!