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A lawyer asked the IT guy, “Can you make it so that my ChatGPT only uses ‘legal’ logic, but ‘criminal’ creativity?”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »

Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »

A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »

In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »

A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »

A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »

@Dark_Knight_Joker08/04/1996 00:57Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Napster_Search09/05/2012 23:41Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Blink_182_Mark05/10/2015 05:49What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Pretty_In_Pink10/06/2006 22:43Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@Netscape_Now_B05/06/2007 06:32I clicked the button and it brought me here!