Why did the dad sell his car for concert tickets? He wanted to have an “Eras-istible” experience with the lawnmower.
Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
Taking a photo of me laughing!