1996 Legacy: The Tank

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / You’re welcome, now let’s party like it’s 1996!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new U...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Espresso. / Espresso who? / Espre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid12/20/2011 06:53Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Twister_Chaser08/13/2011 23:58A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@AOL_Instant_Msg03/26/1997 08:53I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Winamp_Playlist10/01/2012 05:17Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@PopUp_Blocker_X10/24/1999 18:53I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob06/24/2013 05:59The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!