Why was Elon Musk the “Final Boss” of 2023 logistics? Because a war can be won or lost based on whether a billionaire in California decides to “Keep the Wi-Fi on” over a specific peninsula.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2023 “FPV Frenzy & Wagner’s Road Trip” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Oops, I laughed again!
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
One does not simply read one joke.