1996 Classic: The Tactical Internet

Why was the Army “Digitizing the Force”? So a General in Washington could watch a Private in a foxhole get confused in real-time.

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@Beverly_Hills_9021006/04/2000 13:44The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Walter_Sobchak01/04/2007 20:15Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Woman_Yelling_C06/15/2008 03:51The cat is just sitting there laughing!

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan02/05/2006 04:50Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

@Challenge_Acc01/22/2012 19:07Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

@Opera_User_9908/18/1997 08:19Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.