Why the kettlebells? Because in 2018, you weren’t “Combat Ready” unless you could do 50 burpees while wearing a gas mask.
Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2018 “Space Force & Strava Maps” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Bio-Metric" ID 2025
Why the DNA scan? To make sure you’re actually a "Human" and not ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Bio-Metric" ID 2.0
Why the palm scan? To make sure that the person holding the rifle...read more »
41 Military Jokes: The 2007 “The Surge & Reaper’s Harvest” Edition
In 2007, the "Peace Dividend" wasn't just dead; it was buried und...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition
In 2019, the military realized that "The Future" is already here,...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Hearts and Minds" 2024
Why the "Signal-Aid"? Because providing a "Secure VPN" is the new...read more »
34 Military Jokes: The 2015 “Sandcastles & Russian Wings” Edition
In 2015, the global military landscape looked like a game of Risk...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Contractor" in Rzeszów
Why the expansion? Because "Logistics" is now the world’s most ex...read more »
2025 Classic: The Autonomous Swarm Debut
Why was 2025 the year of the "Mosquito"? Because the military rea...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Information Operations" AI-Wars
Why 2024? Because "Propaganda" is now 90% bots arguing with other...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Over-the-Horizon" Fatigue
Why the drone operators' strike? Because "Remote Warfare" is star...read more »
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2024 Archive: The "Coalition" of the Shells
Why the Czech initiative? Because finding 800,000 artillery shell...read more »
2024 Classic: The A-50 "Disappearing Act"
Why did the Russian Early Warning planes start retiring early in ...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition
In 1995, the world’s militaries were transitioning from "Grand St...read more »
2025 Legacy: The MRE "Synthesized Steak"
Why did it taste like plastic? Because in 2025, even the food is ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
The future is laughing at us.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
You must construct additional laughs!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
Posting this to my own wall right now!