Why the change? Because the Air Force realized that a beard doesn’t stop a pilot from flying, but it does make the pre-flight selfie look 20% more “Special Ops.”
Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2018 “Space Force & Strava Maps” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
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