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2017 Vintage: The “Symphony” Clean Bandit

 Zara Larsson’s voice is the official sound of every 2017 pop-radio hour.

Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Duke_Nukem_Fan12/25/2005 03:46I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
@Tripod_Member01/08/2001 16:25Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Gnutella_User05/18/2009 04:21Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan09/03/1999 05:17Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@Grumpy_Cat_Real08/29/2002 10:51I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Retro_End_User08/09/2004 17:43The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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