2009 Archive: The Swine Flu Social

My doctor told me to stay six feet away from everyone. I said, “I’ve been doing that since I joined Facebook in 2004, so I’m a natural.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

@Ace_Ventura_Pet07/08/2014 19:33Alrighty then! Super funny.

@Double_Rainbow_G07/20/2000 06:11What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

@Ancient_Aliens_G04/04/1999 20:55I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Ring_Member_9803/23/1995 05:07Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.

@CompuServe_Classic06/30/2007 22:12Premium humor for premium members.

@Me_Gusta_Face07/21/1997 23:15Me Gusta this joke. Very much.