Why was the teenager making that face? Because they didn’t help in the kitchen and were shocked (shocked!) when there were no clean forks left for the pie.
Part of the 34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2018 “Baby Shark & The Snap” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Vintage: The "Silent" Meal
Why was nobody talking? They were—just not out loud. The whole fa...read more »
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1995 Joke: Why Was The Corn
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2025 Vintage: The "Post-Search" World
Why was there no arguing about facts? Because everyone has a "Con...read more »
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1997 Joke: During Thanksgiving Dinner The
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2025 Classic: Vertical Farming
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!