2005 Vintage: The Surgical Precision

Why do surgeons wear masks? So if they mess up, you won’t know who to sue.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »

@CyberSteve04/23/2007 23:42Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@Java_Script_Kid05/20/2009 09:56Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Pikachu_Fan_8805/13/2006 01:05Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@Motherboard_Max01/08/2015 08:29This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Best_Viewed_IE405/05/2007 00:44Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@Slashdot_Effect02/07/2010 22:37We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

@Everquest_Solo01/24/2003 14:50Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.