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2024 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Fee 2

He asked for my ‘Early Adopter’ headset as a down payment.

Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2024 “Spatial Computing & Bio-Hacking” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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The Bad News First
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander08/20/2001 00:09C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Toy_Story_Buzz05/03/2011 10:13To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Blue_Screen_Survivor12/20/2000 08:03At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Jordan_Fan_2302/19/2009 04:50Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Bam_Margera_Fan09/24/2000 23:14Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@GG_WP_9809/18/1996 08:35Good game, well played. This is a winner.
@Stick_Death_Fan10/27/2012 06:47Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

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