2009 Classic: The Surgeon’s Ego

“I’m the best surgeon in 3D.” “Can I get a 2D price then?”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

"I can't read this." "It's because it's written in 'Binary'."Part...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

@Zelda_Link11/09/1995 08:21It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@Sidekick_User09/05/2005 16:33Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Harambe_Memories07/28/1998 15:25Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Get_Flash_Player01/09/2014 10:56Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@Face_Palm_0104/06/1998 22:04Classic. Simply classic.