1999 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego

He told me he’s the best in the world. I asked for proof. He showed me his high score on a medical simulator game.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I can't read this." "It's because it's written in 'Binary'."Part...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »

@Buffy_Summers_9703/14/2002 19:38Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Spice_Girl_Posh03/15/1997 22:35Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Goosebumps_Kid03/05/2001 14:17Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Blue_Your_My_Boy06/10/2014 14:21You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Charlie_Bit_Me12/28/2012 03:59Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Guestbook_Signer08/03/2010 01:59Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

@GG_WP_9801/17/2006 15:07Good game, well played. This is a winner.

@Runescape_Noob12/03/1996 02:37Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!