2023 Archive: The Surgeon

“I’m going to operate.” “Wait, did you check the ‘Terms of Service’ on your robotic arm?”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

@Project_Mayhem08/01/2014 20:06Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Abe_Sapien_Fan10/28/1996 11:02I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Transformers_OP07/30/2009 15:40Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@StrongBad_Mail11/05/2006 09:07I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

@Net_Neutrality05/05/1995 11:46Equality for all jokes!