2013 Classic: The Surgeon

“I’m going to operate.” “Can you Vine it? I want a 6-second clip of my appendix leaving the building.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

@Tyler_Durden_Real07/27/2003 04:57Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Celebrity_DM09/28/1995 04:57Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@DragonBall_Z_G06/10/2006 05:49His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

@Napoleon_Dyna08/13/2014 22:05Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Hide_The_Pain_H07/14/2014 00:43I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Web_Counter_9906/16/2007 14:52I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@Second_Life_Avy09/03/1998 12:11In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@CounterStrike_Pro03/29/2011 05:05Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

@Leet_Speaker_7707/28/2006 07:167h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!