The official anthem of every kid who saw the Spider-Man movie three times.
Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!