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2014 Archive: The “Sugar” Maroon 5

 Adam Levine is crashing weddings. If he crashes mine, I hope he brings a better cake.

Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Cast_Away_Wilson01/22/2003 04:55WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
@Retro_Gamer_Girl12/30/2003 14:25Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Pentium_Power04/19/2013 19:54My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Keyboard_Warrior02/11/2007 11:12F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Powerpuff_Bubbs03/10/2006 06:43Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@Double_Rainbow_G06/29/2009 19:20What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@One_Does_Not_S02/21/2015 16:04One does not simply read one joke.
@Slow_Clap_Guy01/27/1996 11:02...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

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