Why Germany? To prove that 30mm of “American Persuasion” is the best way to say “Hello” to the neighbors.
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You got it, dude! Very funny.
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!