Why so quiet? Because in 2021, “It’s a domestic issue” became the favorite phrase for “We have enough problems.”
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2021 “Kabul Airlift & AUKUS Awkwardness” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The F-35 "TR-3" Software
Why was the "Lightning II" sitting on the tarmac? Because it was ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Russian" Tank Production
Why the T-62s? To prove that "Vintage" is a legitimate tactical c...read more »
39 Military Jokes: The 2009 “Afghan Surge & Predator Politics” Edition
In 2009, the military learned that "Counterinsurgency" in the des...read more »
38 Military Jokes: The 2011 “Stealth Hawks & Arab Springs” Edition
In 2011, the military realized that "History" doesn't just happen...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Exoskeleton" Rollout
Why did the 2025 Infantry look like "Iron Man"? To make sure they...read more »
34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition
In 2017, the military realized that "Strategic Patience" was offi...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Space Force" Marines
Why did they finally get a moon base plan? To prove that "Interga...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Robot Dog" Deployment
Why did the Marines start walking mechanical dogs in 2024? To pro...read more »
33 Military Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Budget Cuts” Edition
In 2012, the military survived the supposed Mayan end of the worl...read more »
31 Military Jokes: The 2020 “Tactical Masks & Quarantined Carriers” Edition
In 2020, the military realized that you can have the most advance...read more »
😜 More from category: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition
In 2022, the military world realized that a 1980s tank is no matc...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Transformation" of the Navy (Constellation-class)
Why the delays? Because building a "Simple Frigate" in 2024 turns...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Total Force" Burnout
Why the AI? Because the AI is the only thing that isn't on its 10...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Over-the-Horizon" Fatigue
Why the drone operators' strike? Because "Remote Warfare" is star...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Letting this joke through the port.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!