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1996 Vintage: The Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) “Zombies”

Why was “Star Wars” still a thing? Because you can’t just tell a defense contractor that his “Space Laser” money is being redirected to “Peacekeeping Boots.”

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1996 “Digital Battlefield & Desert Chills” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Internet_Explorer_307/01/2001 21:15Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@Blue_Screen_Survivor11/03/2008 03:48At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Baywatch_Runner01/17/2008 06:19Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules03/26/2003 06:17Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Mr_Blonde_Dance12/25/2002 00:49Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Yugioh_Duelist02/06/1997 21:59You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Clans_Leader_9903/07/2003 06:17Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@Wall_Post_Hero05/27/2011 10:29Posting this to my own wall right now!

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