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2006 Classic: The “Strategic Communication” (STRATCOM)

Why was it a mess? Because you can’t “Message” your way out of a roadside bomb.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2006 “Counterinsurgency & Concrete Walls” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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