Why was it a mess? Because you can’t “Message” your way out of a roadside bomb.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2006 “Counterinsurgency & Concrete Walls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slaying these jokes one by one.
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
The future is laughing at us.
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.
Posting this to my own wall right now!