1996 Archive: The Stout

A guy orders a stout so thick the bartender has to serve it with a fork.

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@Saved_By_The_Bell07/07/2000 07:11I am so excited! I am so... laughing!

@Fight_Club_Member01/08/2010 17:26I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Baxter_The_Dog09/17/2010 01:14Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Grinds_My_Gears02/05/2006 10:05You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Map_Maker_X01/03/2001 22:15The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

@Believe_It_Or_N05/26/2006 15:58I choose to believe it’s funny.