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2003 Classic: The Steve Martin Return

Why was he the right host for a tense year? Because he’s the only person who can make a joke about the war and a joke about Nicole Kidman’s prosthetic nose in the same breath without getting canceled.

Part of the 44 Oscars Jokes: The 2003 “Chicago, The Kiss & Spirited Away” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sidekick_User11/01/1998 08:41Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
@Linux_Kernel_0.111/26/2015 03:08Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Malware_Hunter10/05/2004 14:54Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Korben_Dallas_Tax03/01/2010 15:08I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
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@Success_Kid_Win08/01/2013 21:59Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
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