1995 Classic: The Stethoscope Logic

“Your heart sounds like a drum.” “Is that good?” “Only if you’re planning on joining a marching band.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Internet_Explorer_306/10/2008 08:55Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!

@Terminator_2_Fan05/11/2006 06:16Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Sixth_Sense_Cole11/30/2004 05:28I see funny people... everywhere!

@Flashdance_What06/18/2004 10:17What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Browser_War_V10/12/2006 15:33Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

@Streamer_Pro_9905/29/2011 08:11Thanks for the donation and the joke!