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Why was the 4th so “robotic”? Because the ticking-clock beat made us feel like the fireworks were about to launch every time the chorus hit.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the 4th so "Hungry"? Because Billie’s Hit Me Hard and Sof...read more »

Why was the burger so... symmetrical? Because it was "Cultivated ...read more »

Why was the firework silent? Because "Noise-Pollution-Free" pyrot...read more »

Why was everyone line-dancing? Because the TikTok trend made us a...read more »

Why was the dog metallic? Because the family got a "Spot" from Bo...read more »

In 2013, Independence Day was a "Social Media Circus." We were al...read more »

In 2012, Independence Day was a "Global Phenomenon." We were all ...read more »

In 2003, Independence Day was all about the "Summer of the Sequel...read more »

In 2015, Independence Day was a "Social Experiment." We were all ...read more »

In 2016, Independence Day was a "Mobile Adventure." We were all w...read more »

Why was the kitchen so "Yes, Chef"? Because the show returned in ...read more »

Why was the pool party so competitive? Because everyone was "trai...read more »

Why were the Dads acting "Imperial"? Because Paul Mescal was abou...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Vampire-less"? Because Marvel delayed the mov...read more »

@Msdos_Commander01/18/2010 17:58C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@SouthPark_Stan09/23/2007 06:17Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Tech_Support_Guy07/27/2007 16:01Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@Bernie_Mittens04/10/1996 23:08I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

@DMOZ_Volunteer12/03/2011 02:39Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Joe_Cartoon_G08/26/2009 21:09Press the button for more humor!