She’s in a bathtub again. Rihanna is officially the most hydrated person in the music industry.
Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Archive: The "We Can't Be Friends" Ariana
She’s erasing her memories again. 2024 is a "Eternal Sunshine" t...read more »
2025 Archive: The How to Train Your Dragon (Live Action)
CGI dragons that look so real I’m trying to feed my screen a fis...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Algorithmic" Dating
My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Elio Space Adventure
Pixar is taking us to a planetary council. 2025 is for the kids ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Avatar
Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Infinite" Scroll Fatigue
I just reached the end of the internet. It was just a picture of...read more »
2024 Classic: The Furiosa Engine
A movie that proved that Anya Taylor-Joy can survive anything as...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mickey Mouse (Public Domain) Horror
I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Wearable" Health Lab
My ring just told me my blood sugar is slightly high. I’m curren...read more »
2025 Archive: The Beyond the Spider-Verse (Hopefully)
If it finally drops, 2025 will be the peak of animation history....read more »
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2025 Classic: The 2025 "Chill" Vibe
After years of chaos, we’ve collectively decided to just... stay...read more »
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I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Slaying these jokes one by one.
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Scanning... Laughs detected!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
Tapping my way to a good mood.