Why was the floor a minefield? Because every Pepsi bottle had a different character’s face on it, and we had to collect them all.
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Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
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