A girl walks in holding a giant 40oz insulated mug. The bartender says, “You can’t bring that in here.” She says, “But it keeps my water ice-cold for 48 hours!” The bartender says, “I sell ice. Put it away.”
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
45 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition
In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »
2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Ice Cube
"I'm a hand-carved sphere. I'm very demure."Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Very nice! Great success!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
I’ll mention this in my next episode!