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1995 Vintage: The Stamp

 Why did the blonde put a stamp on her forehead? She wanted to send herself a “message.”

Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Oregon_Trail_Survivor02/22/1999 00:32You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@Dumb_And_Dumber09/12/1995 18:48So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Overclocker_Pro09/30/2000 00:40My CPU is running hot after this one!
@Firewall_Wizard11/08/1996 20:41Letting this joke through the port.
@Neo_The_One08/02/2006 11:21I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Donny_V_ShutUp09/10/2009 06:39Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Talladega_N_R11/22/2008 05:02If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@Challenge_Acc09/29/2012 04:36Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
@Mobile_Web_0101/20/2012 14:56Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

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