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1995 Legacy: The Spreadsheet Ruler

 Why did the secretary bring a ruler to the computer? She wanted to see how long the “Excel cell” was.

Part of the 60 Classic Office Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nokia_Snake_Champ10/23/2008 17:56Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Internet_Explorer_309/03/1999 18:34Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@T9_Texter06/03/2000 19:104-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@Bluetooth_Bot12/27/1999 05:07Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Cow_And_Chicken11/18/2014 04:56Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Web_Counter_9910/04/1997 18:15I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
@Blogger_Default06/14/2006 07:20Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

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