A guy thinks every other customer in the bar is a variant of himself.
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Peer-to-peer laughing!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!