Why was the BBQ so romantic? Because everyone was trying to recreate the “Rain Kiss,” which mostly resulted in people getting water up their noses.
Part of the 31 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slingers & Idols” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
The power of three... laughs!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
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