2022 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket

Why did the lawyer argue with the “Smart Road”? He claimed the asphalt was “prejudiced against his tires.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Lion_King_Pumbaa11/10/2003 16:50They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Fight_Club_Tyler01/27/2011 07:19The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Beavis_Cornholio12/15/2002 05:15I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Tina_Eat_Food11/14/1995 23:53Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Keep_Calm_Fan12/13/2012 00:48Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.