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2017 Vintage: The Specialist

I went to a ‘Crypto-Psychologist.’ He just told me to ‘HODL’ my sanity until the market recovers.

Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer10/18/1996 08:53Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Discman_Skipper10/01/2007 15:08Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Gladiator_Maximus12/12/1999 08:57Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Flash_Player_Fan06/09/2004 11:19Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Motherboard_Max08/04/2007 04:49This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Badger_Badger_M10/24/1995 19:01Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@StumbleUpon_User03/22/2008 21:48I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
@David_After_Dent07/19/2006 04:07Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
@Forever_Alone_X02/13/1996 00:10At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

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