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2004 Archive: The Specialist

I went to a “Handheld Specialist.” He didn’t check my pulse; he just fixed the screen on my BlackBerry.

Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Distro_Fan09/20/1995 09:24Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@USB_Pioneer05/13/2000 01:26Plug and Play laughter!
@Goonies_Never_D02/03/2007 01:54Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Napoleon_Dyna03/02/2012 20:26Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Chocolate_Rain03/01/2013 02:03I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Epic_Fail_Guy05/31/1998 06:19This joke is an Epic Win!

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