I went to a “Handheld Specialist.” He didn’t check my pulse; he just fixed the screen on my BlackBerry.
Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition
In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »
2025 Archive: The Exercise
"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition
In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition
In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »
2025 Archive: The Waiting Room
There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »
The Mirror Diagnosis
When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »
The Modern Surgeon
Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »
68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition
In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »
The Skeleton Health
Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The X-Ray
"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »
The Co-Pay Surprise
Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Predictive Diagnosis
My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Plug and Play laughter!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
This joke is an Epic Win!