Why were the kids sitting in the shade? Because they finally had a handheld console that looked like a spaceship and allowed them to play GTA during the parade.
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🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The "Austin" Dasha
Why was everyone line-dancing? Because the TikTok trend made us a...read more »
32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Umbrella” Edition
In 2007, Independence Day was the start of the "Touchscreen Era."...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Million Dollar Baby" Bounce
Why was the 4th so "Funky"? Because Tommy Richman’s 80s-inspired ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Good Luck, Babe!" Anthem
Why was the 4th so "Chappell Roan"? Because the "Midwest Princess...read more »
The Fireworks Argument
A guy and his wife were watching fireworks on the Fourth of July....read more »
2024 Legacy: The A Quiet Place
Day One: Why was NYC so quiet? Because Lupita Nyong'o taught us t...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Smart-Flag" Technology
Why was the American flag changing colors? Because it was an LED-...read more »
2025 Archive: The Superman (James Gunn) Hype
Why was the 4th so "Bright"? Because the new Man of Steel arrived...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Deadpool & Wolverine Hype
Why was the BBQ so "Yellow and Red"? Because the movie was coming...read more »
2025 Classic: The Fantastic Four Launch
Why was the BBQ so "Marvelous"? Because Pedro Pascal finally brou...read more »
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In 2003, Independence Day was all about the "Summer of the Sequel...read more »
33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2017 “Despacito & Spinners” Edition
In 2017, Independence Day was a "Tactile Experience." We were all...read more »
37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1996 “Welcome to Earth” Edition
In 1996, Independence Day wasn't just a holiday; it was a surviva...read more »
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In 2018, Independence Day was a "Survival Challenge." We were all...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
One does not simply read one joke.
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Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.