Why was the 4th so “Artistic”? Because Gotye made us all want to paint ourselves like a geometric wall and sing about our exes.
Part of the 39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2012 “Avengers & Apocalypse” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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The Family BBQ Disaster
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
There is a joke in my boot!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
A joke for the end of the world.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.
Posting this to my own wall right now!