She’s a rockstar, she’s got her rock moves, and she doesn’t need you. 2008 is the year of the empowered breakup.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
I see you... laughing!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
Scouting the web for gems like this.
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
This joke is an Epic Win!
We are many. We are laughing.