“I’ve had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!” “The edited-for-TV version is much less intimidating, Samuel.”
Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Work Promotion
Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Minecraft Movie Part 2
"I'm mining for diamonds!" "Mine for some motivation to clean th...read more »
2025 Classic: The GTA VI Map
"The map of Leonida is huge!" "Just like the amount of space you...read more »
2025 Classic: The Superman
Legacy Suit: "I’m wearing the new Superman suit! It’s classic!" "...read more »
A little girl and boy are...
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between ...read more »
The Anniversary Surprise
Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »
The Morning Mirror
A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition
In 2009, adult humor was divided between the escapism of Ava...read more »
Q: What did the fish say...
Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: Dam!read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Movie Theater
"It's $25 for a ticket!" "Does it include a seat?" "No, but you ...read more »
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The Doctor’s Advice
Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
That was super fast and super funny!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
We created a monster... of a joke!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
Found this on the deep end of the net.
First! And it’s funny!