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2006 Classic: The Snake

 I’m “hiss-terical” when the Wi-Fi drops.

Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer04/13/1995 02:08Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Independence_Day06/22/1996 12:57Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@Pizza_Pizza_9911/18/2000 12:32Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@RoboCop_9009/29/2000 20:10Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@White_Goodman_G05/10/2007 12:38We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Xanga_Skin_Maker09/24/1998 07:43This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
@Hi5_Pro_User04/16/2000 10:34High five for this joke!
@Bebo_Lover_0501/14/1997 06:55Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@GL_HF_Runner08/31/2011 09:48Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
@iPhone_User_0707/18/2007 07:37There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

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