2022 Classic: The Small Print

Why did the lawyer use “Twitter Bird Blue” font? To make the client think the contract was just a “thread” they could ignore.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »

Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »

Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »

In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »

In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »

A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »

When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »

In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »

A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »

@Matrix_Glitch08/11/2002 17:26There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee08/10/2009 16:32A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Men_In_Black_K12/17/2002 21:28We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Binary_Boy03/24/2009 19:4701001000 01000001 (HA!).

@CRT_Degauss06/09/2008 15:28BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Courage_Dog01/16/2011 07:32The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@Rocket_Power_9910/30/2003 20:24We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@IMVU_Chatter05/23/2010 11:553D laughs are the best!