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Why did the lawyer use “Fyre Festival Orange” font? To show the client that this deal was a “hot mess.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »

He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »

A lawyer wanted to be buried with a "Fast Charging Cable" just i...read more »

A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »

The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »

A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »

A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »

In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »

In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »

In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »

In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

@Nokia_Snake_Champ10/19/2000 23:46Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Buffy_Summers_9712/30/2009 20:03Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Pirates_Jack_S08/09/2006 14:46But you have heard of this joke!

@Hackers_Movie_Fan10/09/2014 16:12Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Tyler_Durden_Real07/07/2000 08:19Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Jesus_Quintana05/16/1995 21:33Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler10/19/2002 04:35May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Arthas_Fan_0205/11/2007 02:21Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut08/17/2005 01:36My mind is blown by how funny this is.