None. They just stare at the toilet and scream while the room stays dark.
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Standard classic. Never gets old.
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!