Why were people whispering at the grill? Because someone always tried to ruin the party by saying, “I bet Bruce Willis is actually a—” before being silenced by a hot dog bun.
Part of the 41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s…” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
The last city on Earth loves this one!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
Classic. Simply classic.
Saving the best laugh for last!